Okay so I have all these n00bs mailing me asking me what the hell the rule of three thirds is and all so here it goes.
HI FREDDIE I JUST BOUGHT A CANON XSI AND I WANNA TAKE SOME COOL PIX.NOW THE GUY THAT SOLD ME THE CAM TOLD ME TO ALWAYS SHOOT WITH THE RULE OF THREE THIRDS.SUP WITH THAT FREDDIE.GREETINGS FROM GUSTAF AL SHARAF
Oh Hi there too Gustaf Al Sharaf, and congratulations with your camera from last century.
First off Gustaf, as you should know from all the forums on the net, you need to buy a new cam every 10 months, otherwise your pix will always suck, of course this is a trick only the pro's and forographers never shooting pix know and since you're a n00b you're forgiven, so now, sell your cam to another n00b and buy a 5d mark II or a D 700 because they're new cams the coming 56 days, and if you have it with a white lens on top of it you will get into all concerts and sport arena's. Not even the president of the club playing nor the lead singer will doubt you're a pro and will sign your t-shirt right away including the phone numbers of the groupies.If you buy the 1ds mark III cam and carry 50 speedlites you will even get into the VIP and everyone will think you shoot for SI, CNN, BBC and AP at the same time.They will also give you free snacks and wine as all pro's need a break between making historic shots.
So, for all the guys with new cams doing backfocus tests, here goes the RULE OF THREE THIRDS.
1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 3/3
To have a paid pic you need something to shoot (1/3) , somewhere to shoot it (1/3) , and a client to pay the damn thing since my bowling hall job pays just my rapidshare account to download games (1/3) .You need these three thirds in order to have a working shot, otherwise you will just spend 5000 $ on gear and shoot birds and flowers.
You can download my RULE OF THREE THIRDS tutorial below for future reference :
HI FREDDIE I JUST BOUGHT A CANON XSI AND I WANNA TAKE SOME COOL PIX.NOW THE GUY THAT SOLD ME THE CAM TOLD ME TO ALWAYS SHOOT WITH THE RULE OF THREE THIRDS.SUP WITH THAT FREDDIE.GREETINGS FROM GUSTAF AL SHARAF
Oh Hi there too Gustaf Al Sharaf, and congratulations with your camera from last century.
First off Gustaf, as you should know from all the forums on the net, you need to buy a new cam every 10 months, otherwise your pix will always suck, of course this is a trick only the pro's and forographers never shooting pix know and since you're a n00b you're forgiven, so now, sell your cam to another n00b and buy a 5d mark II or a D 700 because they're new cams the coming 56 days, and if you have it with a white lens on top of it you will get into all concerts and sport arena's. Not even the president of the club playing nor the lead singer will doubt you're a pro and will sign your t-shirt right away including the phone numbers of the groupies.If you buy the 1ds mark III cam and carry 50 speedlites you will even get into the VIP and everyone will think you shoot for SI, CNN, BBC and AP at the same time.They will also give you free snacks and wine as all pro's need a break between making historic shots.
So, for all the guys with new cams doing backfocus tests, here goes the RULE OF THREE THIRDS.
1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 3/3
To have a paid pic you need something to shoot (1/3) , somewhere to shoot it (1/3) , and a client to pay the damn thing since my bowling hall job pays just my rapidshare account to download games (1/3) .You need these three thirds in order to have a working shot, otherwise you will just spend 5000 $ on gear and shoot birds and flowers.
You can download my RULE OF THREE THIRDS tutorial below for future reference :
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